Well…he tried. A 69-year-old man in Florida should have known better than to drink and drive! Earle Stevens, Jr. was all boozed up and decided to hit a McDonald’s drive thru and his car kept striking the car in front of him. The woman driving called cops and when they arrived, they smelled booze on him. As a bonus, he never had a valid Florida drivers license, and the icing on the cake? He told officers he felt “pretty good” and he was only drinking “at stop signs.” Stevens also had an open bottle of liquor in the car. That was an easy arrest for the officers.