Come on….REALLY?!? Remember when you and your friends growing up would have squirt gun fights? Well, one Florida man took that concept to a very disturbing level. Joel Benjamin, 71, was arrested after allegedly using a squirt gun to shoot his own urine at a neighbor and was charged with one count of misdemeanor battery. Seems that Joel wasn’t happy with a neighbor who was walking her dog past his home and decided to fill a squirt gun up with his own pee and squirt her a whole bunch of times as she walked past. When asked if he committed the crime, police said Joel confirmed his actions and told police he would “do it again.” It was unclear what motivated the attack but Joel was released on $500 bail.