This guy needs to learn how to be a little more ROMANTIC!!! Florida man Donald Royce wanted to get down and dirty with his wife, but when the 76-year-old was rebuffed, he got his gun. Royce fired two shots at his wife, who's 62-years-old, hitting her in the butt. Royce told authorities he was arguing with his wife about their sleeping arrangements when he decided to fire into the bed to scare her. Royce admitted he missed his intended target and hit the victim in the hip and buttocks instead. He's now facing a felony domestic violence charge.