Thomas Bloedel is NOT the smartest guy! The 44-year-old was charged with drunk driving after he slammed his SUV into a pole outside a suburban Pittsburgh home. To make matters worse, authorities discovered his dog Maxwell, a chihuahua who was in the car at the time, was also buzzed. The pooch had lapped up vodka that had spilled from a bottle of Smirnoff that had been in Bloedel’s lap. Maxwell spent the night at the vet, but has recovered from his alcohol poisoning. Aside from his DUI charge, Bloedel now also faces charges for animal cruelty, criminal mischief, careless driving, and making terroristic threats after he threatened to kill multiple cops.