I only knew a couple of these…. Had no idea there were so many!! Did you?
VOLVO – Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
FORD – Fix Or Repair Daily, Fast Only Rolling Downhill, First On Road to Dump, Found On Road Dead, Fix Or Recycle Dilemma, Follow Our Rusty Dogsled, Forlorn Old Rotten Dustbin, Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration, Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FIAT – Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation, Fix It Again Tony!
BUICK – Butt-Ugly Imitation Chrome King
JEEP – Junk Engineering Executed Poorly, Just Empty Every Pocket
PINTO – Put In Nickel To Operate
HONDA – Had One Never Did Again, Hang On Not Done Accelerating
DODGE – Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere, Dead On Day Guarantee Expires, Dear Old Dad’s Garage Experiment
SAAB – Swedish Abstract Art Backfire (my personal favorite), Something Almost Automobilish Broken
PORSCHE – Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
GM – General Maintenance, Great Mistake, Generally Miserable
EDSEL – Every Day Something Else Leaks
PLYMOUTH – Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
OLDSMOBILE – Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment, Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Insanely Late Everyday
TRIUMPH – This Really Is Unreliable Man Please Help
ACURA – Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America, Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile
BMW – Break My Window, Born Moderately Wealthy, Bring More Wrenches, Bring Me Women, Bought My Wife
AMC – All Makes Combined, A Moron Car, Another Major Catastrophe
MGB – Might Go Backwards
GEO – Good Engineering Overlooked
CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips, Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time, Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
HYUNDAI – Helps You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive
TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto, This One You Ought To Avoid, Tripling Our Yen Oh Thanks America!
**Credit – Bathroom Reader’s Institute**